A cindarella story. Just in my version. Problem? :P

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Friday, May 27, 2011

He'll never notice me. Never. But I still sit here and watch him. And his cuteness.


you walk in a room like this

And Justin look at you like
"Woah, she's hot"

Then you walk up to him to take a picture with him and the photo comes out like:


After the picture is taken, Justin makes conversation with you and says:

“You’re very beautiful.”



Then you start blushing and reply back with a:

Then Justin says:

“You’re very welcome.”

Then you’re all like:

Then he’s like:

“Awe you’re so cute.”



Next you both start talking and the conversation between you two becomes funny and you and Justin can’t stop laughing.

He’s like:

And you’re all like:

Then all of a sudden he intertwines his fingers with yours.


Before you have to leave the room Justin asks you:

“Wait before you go, can I get a hug beautiful?”

And you’re like:

“Of course!”

Then Justin smiles and walks towards you and hugs you like:

I wish..that.



Justin Bieber <3



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Beliebers, Justin is so happy with Selena. Stop hating Selena. She makes our boy happy right? She's great. If you really need to hate her, you have to be as pretty as her, have fans as millions as hers, have that awesome voice. And the most important thing can you really did what Selena did?


Please don't break up again.

Jelena Forever :)


Perang dah tamat! Yeah!

As=salam. Kemerdekaan, ialah sesuatu yg amat berharga dan dinantikan oleh mana2 organisma dalam dunia (tidak termasuk lipas dan tikus). Dan satu2 nya masa paling aku rasa kemerdekaan ialah tiga belas saat lepas cikgu ambil paper yg LAST SEKALI. Pergh. Seriyez rasa mcm duduk depan peti ais!

Kejap. Aku mcm musykil la. Apa motif wujudnya exam ek?

Aku rs, exam ni x perlu ada sbb, adanya exam, stress meningkat. stress meningkat, makan. makan banyak, obesiti. Kata nak kurangkan obesiti? Kurangkan exam ah! Nanti aku buat surat kiriman rasmi hantar dekat guru besar seluruh malaysia ek? Aku ada banyak sebab. Kau isi tiga belas buku tiga lima pun tak cukup tu. Ok sambung karangan fakta. Lagipun stress ni boleh membuat manusia ke arah negatif. Contoh, org stress, isap dadah. Kejadahnya exam bagus? Sebab yg ketiga ialah exam dpt membawa nilai nilai negatif dlm badan murid. Murid akan tiru punya. Tak kisahlah apa cara. Kah kah kah. Eh aku last tiru berkurun yg lepas! Insaf sudah!

Oh perkara yg paling penting; alam sekitar penting. Ekosistem perlu jaga betul2 supaya hidup kita tak kekurangan apa2 sumber tenaga. Exam ni kan pakai kertas. Semua org tau (tidak termasuk bayi dan kanak2 berusia 3 tahun ke bawah) yg kertas diperbuat dari kayu, kayu ambik dari mana lagi? Pokok ah! yg hang dok nak gugel tu apsai? tak tau kan tak tau kan? tu lah aku ckp! tengok dora boleh jadi pandai kau tahu! ok sambung; banyak exam, banyak pokok kene potong, kurang pokok, flora fauna pupus. Flora fauna pupus, kita nak makan apa? dok makan tanah? Kepala hotak kau.

exam juga boleh memupuk sikap dan potensi diri untuk masuk hospital bahagia, tanjung rambutan, satu MPH yg sangat cool di atas tanah pamah di mesia! MPH = Mental Problem Hospital. Yang ni melibatkan semua org yg pernah pijak rumput kat sekolah terutamanya cikgu. Nak bukti? Nah nah ambik!

"mencik! mencik!"

karangan atas ni best. banyak ayat gramatis. Cikgu jimi suka. kah kah kah.




Wahai cikgu cikgu seluruh dunia, sayangilah alam sekitar, sayangilah murid, sayangilah bapak murid, mak murid, artis kesukaan murid, makwe murid dan bapak makwe murid demi keamanan dunia. Kurangkan exam, kurangkan obesiti. Ya. Lepas ni boleh gunakan ayat saya untuk tagline negara.


kurangkan exam kurangkan obesiti. Bye. Assalamualaikum,






Monday, May 16, 2011